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A fun song. Play it at your reception when you get married.

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(toast to the groom, toast to the bride 4x)

(Verse One)

She walked into the room
White dress, elegant, fair skin
Complimented the affair we’re paired in
Everybody in the room stood to stare then
Get a first look, at a woman I mistook for an angel
stranger things never came to the bowtied mayne at the top of his game
Tryin to entertain, or rather calculate, how a first date led to this I’m so fortunate
But I guess i’m just a man in love, that’s a man in luck, and my life’s in flux, we gon’ rock that tux
We gon’ close it down, we done made them vows, and I’m currently engrossed with her style, my currency depleted for now, but I’m married to this WOW of a woman, I’m gonna have a child with this woman, we gonna ride or die (but first we’ll have a party)

(Chorus)

Honeymoon, We going on a honeymoon
Tomorrow we’ll be seaside, tropical island
But first we electric slidin’
honeymoon, but we can’t leave too soon
we gotta fill the floor and grab somebody
it’s a celebration get it started

(toast to the groom, toast to the bride 4x)

(Verse Two)

We started with mimosas
Lifted with laughs
like wingardium leviosa
then we took photographs
in a circle that we danced away
and did the DJ takes requests from the family
He sho did
Now we Cha Cha and we Shufflin
Threw that JuJu on that beat, so we danced again
had to take my uncle’s keys cuz he had a gin
My granny had a take a seat, but she managin’
tomorrow i’ll be in the heat, tryin’ to take a swim
later we’ll be fast asleep, probably after 10
we had to separate Denise from attackin’ Kim
they had me beggin’ please (we’re here to party)

(Chorus)

Honeymoon, We going on a honeymoon
Tomorrow we’ll be seaside, tropical island
But first we electric slidin’
honeymoon, but we can’t leave too soon
we gotta fill the floor and grab somebody
it’s a celebration get it started


(Toast to the groom, toast to the bride 4x)

(Verse Three)

Now all the ladies in the house brought they sandals out
cuz it’s too real for heels in here, and our whereabouts
are like a sauna as we rock-a-way
we tryna shed our last visit to that stocked buffet
and it’s fun
and someone tried to crash, I said let’em
the wife said “how we gonna pay for’em?”
I said, “get’em”
my cousin took’em to the back door
Never met’em
I guess Phil said he said he was mad, but had,
left with some pals in a Jetta
and we never saw him again
I know tomorrow coming soon but we still steppin’
that Journey tune had us Believin’ and we ain’t stoppin
Wishin’ this night would never end (we love this party)

credits

from The Rhymer​/​Educator EP, released April 27, 2018
Songwriter: Joe Ruiz
Instrumentation: Sinima Beats
Recorded at Always Be Genius Recording Studios
Registered with BMI Music Publishing

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Rhymer/Educator. Peace. Love. Community. God. Music. I write songs for me for you. Email for Features/Bookings: RhymerEducator@gmail.com

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